“Tired” isn't a cry for help. It's a status update.

Honest, unapologetic and without the “…but I love it anyway” disclaimer. If you get up three times a night and still deliver in the morning, you get to wear it on your head. The corduroy version is soft, warm and a little 90s. Goes with the oversized coat, the daycare run and the third coffee.

Not rested. Not sorry. Just real.

How do your caps & accessories fit?
Our caps are one size with an adjustable strap – so they fit almost every head (mum, dad, kid, cool aunt…). You will find exact measurements for bags and accessories in the product description.

When will sold-out bestsellers be back?
We usually bring bestsellers back – but not always. Some drops are limited. Sign up for the back-in-stock email alert right on the product page so you never miss out.

Which payment methods do you offer?
From PayPal to Klarna to Apple Pay – just pick whatever works best for you. Fast, safe and easy.

How do returns work?
Super easy: you can send items back within 14 days of receipt. Just print and fill in the return form. Return shipping costs are on you.

Who is behind Not Your Mommy?
Two founders, one (step)daughter, a bit of chaos and a whole lot of heart. We are Charlotte & Jeremy – and we make pieces for everyone redefining parenthood.